I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize