Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
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Even if MJ had sung "Stayin Alive," this joke is stupid. The only thing that makes this text funny is that the original poster got owned.
After he put out the Thriller album, he pretty much reserved the right to touch a few kids.
hahahahahahah 3:44, i don't know if you made that up, but i laughed really hard. hahaha
9:15 its only a "good one" because it was directly copied from another tfln from last night. It wasn't funny then either, loser.
449- omg. TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
he died from food poisoning from eating 12-yr-old nuts. i know, that joke was old by 7:40PM last night...in related news, MTV still sucks.
haha what a fucking idiot
Since MJ was 90% plastic, he will be melted down and made into legos, so that now kids can play with him for a change.
LOL @ 3:44
The "real" Michael died long ago, but his music will live on forever <3
"Staying Alive" was a song by a band called the Bee Gees, not Michael Jackson, so this is just a joke that's only funny because it fails.
I've heard "stayin' aliiiiive" but what the fuck is "stayin' aliveeee"?
God, I hate when people stretch the wrong letter like that.
3:48: in regards to Michael Jackson, I wouldn't consider it a 'dark' day, seeing as how he got lighter and lighter throughout the years.
10:24: People are mourning the loss of a musical revolution. Everyone grew up with him. He was most people's first album/tape/CD. It's the end of an era.
lol! such a failure
It would have worked if he wasn't so stupid. I miss MJ, though.
wow.. this text sucks, the writer is an idiot, and TFLN sucks for posting all of these MJ-related texts.. show some respect..
9 year-old boys, chimps and anyone freaked out by body parts randomly falling off can rest easy now... Mortality finally caught up with the boogeyman.
honestly, do you people have no respect?
you never ever joke after the dead. no matter how much you may dislike them.
that man was someones son, father, brother and was admired by millions of people worldwide.
rest in peace michael jackson, you were the best.
^ do you really miss him though? I think you're just making that up because I doubt you even knew him, followed him in the media stories, and you can still listen to his music obviously whenever you want. Quit makin shit up
10:32 - Funniest thing I've read about MJ so far.
When being a douchebag goes wrong...
RIP Michael. the king of pop has died. this is a dark day.
I got 3:44's smooth criminal parody stuck in my head, but "OW!" is replaced with "GHRK!"
wow. fail. this kid should have died instead of michael, for being so fucking stupid
Can I ask a dumb question?? What does TFLN stand for?
Hahaha. And @10:32 i have been saying almost the same thing since forever.
When his heart stop the dr said "just beat it"
That made me laugh out loud.
He's been hit by
He's been struck by
a bad ventricle.
Wow. I don't know much about music, but that is ridiculously bad. Epic fail.
You will be missed greatly.
haha. wow what a dumb fuck.
Personally, I don't think that he's dead. Here's my theory- he's a vampire. Think about it, he suddenly turned pale and has to stay out of the sun. VAMPIRE.
Obviously, I am joking. RIP MJ. (Though here's hoping that he's actually undead, not dead dead.)
RIP Michael Jackson. You touched many people. Especially the children.
My god if he was a vampire it would totally kill the thrill that is Twilight for all the little girls. But he would only bite the little boys....
bbbbbbbboooooo! Not funny!
Omg fail <3
@6:59....LMFAO good one.
I just can't grasp how a pedophile could have so many people mourning him.
what a retard. Damn some people..
Wow 10:32. That's all I can say is wow and secretly laugh to myself.
to 3:25-- hahahahahahahahahahahaha
this txt is fuckin hilarious
His heart just couldn't beat it. Now we got pedo bear tho.
In honor of MJ grab your crotch have a moment of silence and just beat it!