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  • 449- omg. TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:19pm
  • Even if MJ had sung "Stayin Alive," this joke is stupid. The only thing that makes this text funny is that the original poster got owned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:00am
  • he died from food poisoning from eating 12-yr-old nuts. i know, that joke was old by 7:40PM last night...in related news, MTV still sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:52am
  • Since MJ was 90% plastic, he will be melted down and made into legos, so that now kids can play with him for a change.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:59pm
  • haha what a fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:48am
  • LOL @ 3:44 The "real" Michael died long ago, but his music will live on forever <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:50pm
  • 3:48: in regards to Michael Jackson, I wouldn't consider it a 'dark' day, seeing as how he got lighter and lighter throughout the years. 10:24: People are mourning the loss of a musical revolution. Everyone grew up with him. He was most people's first album/tape/CD. It's the end of an era. 10:32: Agreed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:13am
  • After he put out the Thriller album, he pretty much reserved the right to touch a few kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:32am
  • hahahahahahah 3:44, i don't know if you made that up, but i laughed really hard. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:07am
  • He's been hit by He's been struck by a bad ventricle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:44pm
  • lol! such a failure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:31am
  • When being a douchebag goes wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:14am
  • honestly, do you people have no respect? you never ever joke after the dead. no matter how much you may dislike them. that man was someones son, father, brother and was admired by millions of people worldwide. rest in peace michael jackson, you were the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:47pm
  • "Staying Alive" was a song by a band called the Bee Gees, not Michael Jackson, so this is just a joke that's only funny because it fails.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:42am
  • 9 year-old boys, chimps and anyone freaked out by body parts randomly falling off can rest easy now... Mortality finally caught up with the boogeyman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:07am
  • I've heard "stayin' aliiiiive" but what the fuck is "stayin' aliveeee"? God, I hate when people stretch the wrong letter like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:25pm
  • FAILURE!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:47am
  • It would have worked if he wasn't so stupid. I miss MJ, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:39pm
  • I got 3:44's smooth criminal parody stuck in my head, but "OW!" is replaced with "GHRK!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:39am
  • That made me laugh out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 10:32 - Funniest thing I've read about MJ so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:36am
  • 9:15 its only a "good one" because it was directly copied from another tfln from last night. It wasn't funny then either, loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:28am
  • @6:59....LMFAO good one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:15am
  • ^ do you really miss him though? I think you're just making that up because I doubt you even knew him, followed him in the media stories, and you can still listen to his music obviously whenever you want. Quit makin shit up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Hahaha. And @10:32 i have been saying almost the same thing since forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:25pm
  • wow.. this text sucks, the writer is an idiot, and TFLN sucks for posting all of these MJ-related texts.. show some respect..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:51am
  • Wow. I don't know much about music, but that is ridiculously bad. Epic fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:28am
  • RIP Michael. the king of pop has died. this is a dark day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:48am
  • haha. wow what a dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:47am
  • I just can't grasp how a pedophile could have so many people mourning him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:24am
  • Omg fail <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:11pm
  • wow. fail. this kid should have died instead of michael, for being so fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:58am
  • Can I ask a dumb question?? What does TFLN stand for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:49pm
  • When his heart stop the dr said "just beat it"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:59am
  • to 3:25-- hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Personally, I don't think that he's dead. Here's my theory- he's a vampire. Think about it, he suddenly turned pale and has to stay out of the sun. VAMPIRE. Obviously, I am joking. RIP MJ. (Though here's hoping that he's actually undead, not dead dead.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:56pm
  • My god if he was a vampire it would totally kill the thrill that is Twilight for all the little girls. But he would only bite the little boys....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:50pm
  • R.I.P. Michael. You will be missed greatly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:09am
  • what a retard. Damn some people..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:16pm
  • RIP Michael Jackson. You touched many people. Especially the children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:52pm
  • bbbbbbbboooooo! Not funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Wow 10:32. That's all I can say is wow and secretly laugh to myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:32am
  • this txt is fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:56pm
  • His heart just couldn't beat it. Now we got pedo bear tho.

    Submitted by loliliketexts on Sep 18, 10 at 1:11am
  • Fail

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Dec 28, 11 at 9:31pm
  • In honor of MJ grab your crotch have a moment of silence and just beat it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:24pm