I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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