can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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