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  • 70 38
    Submitted by ssimkins89 on Sep 28, 10 at 2:04pm

    first you multiply by x then carry the four take the derivative of how many bjs you've given and thus, shut the hell up! what were you expecting for a response?

  • 74 58
    Submitted by hentailover on Sep 28, 10 at 10:56am

    I'm black

  • 67 50
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Sep 28, 10 at 10:30am

    until the fire gets out of control......

  • 62 47
    Submitted by starfish_ourfish on Oct 1, 10 at 10:52am

    keasta?? I <3 u!!!! lrl

  • 47 37
    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Sep 28, 10 at 12:04pm

    Depends on whether the pasta or your bloodstream contains 20% alcohol!

  • 52 50
    Submitted by zeeboy on Sep 28, 10 at 9:39am

    As long as you want just Depends on how fucked in the head you are and also how warm you want it. :p

  • 53 54
    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 28, 10 at 9:47am

    You EXTRACT the alcohol content, microwave the pasta as you enjoy good ol alcohol while your foods a cooking! <3 college it taught me how to be proactive

  • 60 70
    Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 29, 10 at 12:03pm

    Till the flames consume the microwave. Then you will be able to get the counseling you so desperately need!