so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Randomize
