i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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