god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Is Oprah even human
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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