is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
organizing the empties. That sober.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
50% drunk capacity currently
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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