Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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