Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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