happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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