I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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