i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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