If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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