Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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