I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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