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  • 1246 and 1259 are right. family guy was the first people to ever sarcastically explain bad jokes to show just how stupid they were. it says so on wikipedia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:20pm
  • that was me!!!! i was donkey kong for halloween and slept over at my gf's place and walked back the next morning wearing my monkey suit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:45pm
  • It's the stride of pride for men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 12:46 is a jealous, insipid dickless ass who wishes he came up with Jeff's idea earlier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Wasn't there a tfln about a girl doing it in a humble bee suit?? Central Florida please be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:17pm
  • some where there is a gorilla dressed in half of a human suit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:14pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I say "It's going to be a good day." Dumb shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:03am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because a guy doing the walk of shame is strange enough as it is! But half of a gorilla suit makes it even more strange! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Guys do have a walk of a shame. When they fucked an uggo or a fatasaurus rex. Otherwise it's a stride of pride, and these walk of shame texts are extremely lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:10am
  • honestly, i think that was my neighbor.

    Submitted by austinyoung on Mar 15, 10 at 8:56pm
  • Woo hoo 321 Brevard County FL represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:16am
  • 12:46+12:59.. yes explaining jokes is relatively new phenomenon brought on by the creation of family guy... OH wait. no it's not. fucktard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:26pm
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't do the walk of shame in half gorilla suit. (I'd do it naked)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:08am
  • That Jeff kid is starting to grow on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:10pm
  • There is no such thing as the "guy walk of shame" that guy just got some pussy and the gorilla suit just makes him more bad ass in my book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Candy likes cunts in Money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because I enjoy gorilla cocks in my anus! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:05pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Which half?

    Submitted by imbored on Jun 24, 10 at 9:28am
  • did this really happen in florida or in a different place?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Men don't do the walk of shame. Only sluts do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Can someone explain what a walk of shame is? Leaving someone house you hooked up with?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:29pm
  • lmao i wasnt aware that family guy was analyzing texts now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:55pm