Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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