do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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