Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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Hover, not Hoover. Hoover is a vacuum and a former president. Hover is to not sit on the public toilet but keep the ass just above it so you still have good aim.
Why would you even put your ass on the toilet seat? That's sick.
Why are you sitting on the seat anyway you fucking ape? What are you not enough of a big girl to squat? You might as well just ask somebody who has genital herpes to rub there crotch all ovef your face.
Umm - y'all know you can't catch anything from a public toilet seat, right? Your hands are usually dirtier than a toilet seat. Relax.
Don't balme Louisiana because you're too fucking stupid to wipe the seat before you sit. Who even sits in a public bathroom anyway? Tool.
I went to college in Natchitoches for a while, which is part of the 318. I think at times it was even more humid that the town I came from, which is right on the southern coast of Louisiana.
Either way, it's onle a matter of time before people living in Louisian evolve to have gills...
Reason #437 to love Louisiana: MARDI GRAS
That happens all the time in Louisiana!!! It sucks!!
Why the HELL would you sit on a public toilet seat??? Seat covers... hello!?
i would too..
Why not take some TP and wipe it down first?
At least you can buy booze 24/7
Ahahaha that totally happened to me when I was down there! I miss that place so much :(
Agreed 318 sucks ass. And trust me it's piss.
Haha this is my area code!!! The only good news is that the humidity will make your skin pretty while your friends will look like death valley is on their face
Where the hell do you work in Louisiana that they can't afford AC? Sounds like you need a new job.
I hate living in New Orleans/: it is always really humid here.
I would hate Area code 318 also. 504 is the only place worth living in La.
Anything North of Ville Platte is not Louisiana.
1:14PM...HA! barely have humidity in north louisiana? apparently you've never been there...? actually, I learned in one of my classes that north la. is hotter and a bit more humid than south la. due to the sea breezes and what not in the south.
just schooling ya.
And no one points out that its "inbred" not "inbread". I would call it a homonym, but "inbread" isn't even a freaking word. How are you going to call someone a derogatory term and not spell it right? I would end by calling you a moran, but I doubt you would get the joke. And if you don't like it here, leave. We need a little more chlorine in the gene pool down here anyway.
You sat in stale sticky piss. Hooray for you. Maybe you should try the hover method next time.
Why don't you just put down one of those nice convient toilet seat covers.
I fuxking love living in louisiana.
Best partys ever.
If you hate Louisiana leave, I am pretty sure they did not destroy the interstate system. I-10 still goes to Texas or Mississipi, you toilet water tailbone
they barely have humidity in that part of LA. they would die if they lived in southern LA.
what happens all the time? drunk a holes from somewhere else sitting on a toilet seat, for gawd sakes sober up and geaux home.
Haha, no. I've lived in both Florida and Louisiana... Florida is a lot worse.
you sat in today's cum you dumb shit
unfortunately it is likely to be piss.....
umm, this is why you DON'T sit on public toilet seats. if it's absolutely necessary, make a seat liner with TP.
lol probably piss! It doesn't get THAT humid here!
That was prolly piss
oh and we have the hottest guys and prettiest girls! now what all you bitchessss!
Fuck u talkin shit about Florida. Louisiana is the most corrupt state there is!!
Leave and go someplace you might like better like Iowa or Wisconsin you whiny sack of toilet tail
11:47 No private school, Ascension Parish Public. With public school you get out of it what you put in. You just have to be more self-motivated.
1:26 You have restored some of my faith in humanity.
Yep it's true. I'm from new Orleans and it's hot as fuck
At least it is not Florida, which is a contrived s.hole. I love Louisiana, wish I were home. Believe me , could be worse, could be Florida......
12:52-- there's humidity all over Louisiana. And the 318 area code extends past Alexandria. Which is in the middle if the state. Douche.
no, 8:45. i live in louisiana, and it has never happened to me.
12:43 - "I would end by calling you a moran, but I doubt you would get the joke." He or she was right. You DEFINITELY did not get the joke.
This is fucking horrifyiPr
reppin the 225. GEAUX TIGERS!!!
F you asshole louisiana is amazing!
Reason #437 for you not to sit on a public toilet, dumbass. If you must, at least sit on a layer of toilet paper. Louisiana hates you back.
should've used a paper ass gasket!
What is the Hoover method?
4 47 must have gone to private school to catch me on that typo. But seriously though, we do have the best fishing and also New Orleans.......but then Theres the roads, schools, and pollution
I have only ever met hot guys from Louisiana! And their accents are super sexy! But keeping on the subject, why are you sitting on the seat? Yuk!
WORD. I hate living here.
go ahead and believe the lie...
I live in 318...
But yeah, we'll piss everywhere for shits and giggles
Lol this happend to all of us lol gotta love the south
I:M FROM LOUISIANA AND I LOVE IT! i'm not ignorant nor will i produce ignorant children.
YOU, dumbass need to wipe the seat or layer it with toilet paper. its really not that bad
down here. imagine the DRY heat, we wouldnt be able to fucking breathe! i love it in the south and will def. always live here:)
4 47. U may be able to spell imbread or imbred or whatever....but im afraid youve spelled moron wrong... Moron
If you hate living here, get the fuck out.
Wah wah wah about Louisiana. I guess everywhere else in the country people's aim is perfect and PUBLIC RESTROOMS are not exactly known for their cleanliness. So maybe it has less to do with where you are, and more to do with the fact that the general population (everywhere) is full of idiots.
Yes! That is Louisiana for you
who cares.... waste of a text
That's the biggest drawback to living in Louisiana. Not the humidity. Not the pee on public toilet seats. The stupid people. (And, they breed.)
I am born and raised in Louisiana asshole!! Your the dumb ass who sat down on a public toilet!!!
Crazy idea, wipe the toliet seat before u sat down
Or their ass sweat...
WHY would you even sit on a public toilet? Your asking for a disease.
1:09 where the fuck do you live? Louisiana does not have any more inbreads than anywhere else. Get your shit straight.