he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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