Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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