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  • I think the penis' will be the ones coming for you...

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 2, 13 at 6:59am
  • It's "penises." If you're gonna be sucking that many of them, at least learn to spell.

    Submitted by NJ_Pablo on Dec 3, 13 at 8:42am
  • I think the plural is penii, or perhaps polypenis

    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Dec 8, 13 at 12:53pm
  • Wait, doesn't an apostrophe show ownership? Someday I'll stop being a grammar whore. Just not today.

    Submitted by texastextwhore on Dec 3, 13 at 2:18am
  • there's a reason they call it girlington. u be FIGHTIN' to get a d around here. there aren't enough to go around haha

    Submitted by marejoa on Dec 2, 13 at 6:56pm
  • ...ahhhh Burlington, the birthplace of Ted Bundy

    Submitted by 86swonavy on Dec 3, 13 at 9:16pm
  • Hope you're reading your spelling book on the way

    Submitted by messyjae on Dec 9, 13 at 12:01am
  • The atrocious misuse of the plural possessive here makes me sad for the men of Burlington.

    Submitted by DongWrangler on Dec 6, 13 at 2:53am
  • Get that hippie dick upstate NY!!

    Submitted by 86swonavy on Dec 3, 13 at 3:28pm
  • Keeping it classy upstate NY...you go get that hippie dick

    Submitted by 86swonavy on Dec 2, 13 at 3:27pm
  • Don't shout, you'll scare them away.

    Submitted by crross on Dec 4, 13 at 9:13pm