Plan B is the new Plan A
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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