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  • I know the feeling. Priceless!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:50pm
  • everything about long island is fail. no one wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:09am
  • winner, winner, chicken dinner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:18pm
  • hahaha i love this one, it's a win for the blonde. definitely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Him because nobody likes blondes

    Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:46am
  • and you have to be skinny and blonde to realize that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I'm gonna go withhhhh the two of them failed =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:27pm
  • nothings better than seeing a guy that screwed you over get fat. Speaking from experience...best feeling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:40am
  • I agree with 954... who says she went bleach. Hell she coulda got blonde highlights. Either way, when you see someone from the past got fat, its an automatic WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Yeah, except that fact that bleach blonde bimbos are perhaps the most unattractive bullshit in society.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:00pm
  • 9:05 is a girl. How do I know? "better than poop brown". She's a blonde girl. What if he's fatter because he's more rich and can afford it now? He's probably getting laid more too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:30am
  • Who the F**K cares about hair color?!!? A good lay is a good lay and intelligence has nothing to do with your hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:30am
  • Been there, done that. Win ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:12pm
  • people like 8:16 ruin the fun of this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:20pm
  • 8:01 really? shut up, you've probably never even had sex. get off this site and meet a girl. and stop being sexist. its not even funny to other guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:03pm
  • He ate more, you got dumber, he wins?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Blondeness and cleavage are two of the greatest weapons in a woman's arsenal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:56pm
  • agree with 2:15. Theres no place like Long Island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:05pm
  • ......That and anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:58pm
  • typical long island girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:58am
  • 8:00- you've probably never split one open then. beach blonde bimbo's aren't great conversationalists but the sex sure as hell isn't bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Love this!!

    Submitted by Lou_143 on Apr 23, 11 at 7:17pm
  • she had brown hair & got it stripped to her natural hair color, blonde.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:46pm
  • i'd still rail her LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:23pm
  • I <3 blondes. All blonde haters are jealous they don't have the game to get in and fuck one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:45pm
  • blonde hair is better than poop brown, for sure. and fattness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:05pm
  • As long as the guy is away from this bitch, he is the winner no matter what.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:41pm
  • i strongly agree with 1216 love the blondes and the 631 is the place to be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:15am
  • long island<3 blondes always beat fatty lumpkins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:16am
  • hahaha i'm betting 8:03's a blonde bimbo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:05pm
  • She could have went from dirty blonde to honey blonde for all you know. DUR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:54pm
  • was this text sent by britney spears?

    Submitted by dre623 on Jul 15, 10 at 2:53am
  • The fat guy wins. Put down the bleach skank, I can see your roots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:26pm
  • The one who got fatter?

    Submitted by birdofparadise on Nov 21, 11 at 11:11pm
  • Doesn't matter what kind of blonde she is, its still better than being fat. She won the break up.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 23, 12 at 6:55am