Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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