Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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