so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories