Barsexuality is the new black.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.