fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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