She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Sounds to me like you're just a human dildo. And the only reason she fed you was to keep your dick healthy and full of energy. And to help replenish your supply of man sauce. She probably doesn't even like you, just wants your only useful appendage.
Good woman knowing what's what
wife that chick.
I hope dinner consisted of a juicy furburger topped with special sauce and two ripe mellons...And maybe a chocolate cream pie for dessert.