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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 11, 13 at 5:06pm

    Sounds to me like you're just a human dildo. And the only reason she fed you was to keep your dick healthy and full of energy. And to help replenish your supply of man sauce. She probably doesn't even like you, just wants your only useful appendage.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by LemmePhister on Apr 11, 13 at 4:07pm

    wife that chick.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by W_T_F on Apr 11, 13 at 12:26pm

    I hope dinner consisted of a juicy furburger topped with special sauce and two ripe mellons...And maybe a chocolate cream pie for dessert.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Fish420 on Apr 11, 13 at 9:15pm

    Good woman knowing what's what

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    Submitted by nicinthetrees on Apr 11, 13 at 10:39pm

    Lucky prick