All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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