Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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