The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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