what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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