Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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