ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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