My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Pooping to opera.
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