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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:33am

    Elaine: it shrinks? Jerry: like a frightened turtle

  • 86 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:23am

    Next thing you know he's going to be making up excuses for why he was done so quick.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:16pm

    Who cares about size mine is 7 inches bent to the left with a 1 and a half inch girth but I have never failed in pleasing a girl or women.

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:11am

    I think everyone should know this law by now. I mean it was on a Seinfeld episode.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:41pm

    atta boy 1216. So sick of all these damn liars talking like there's was sculpted by Roman Gods. Seriously guys? Nothing more unattractive than lieing. My boyfriend's is average size about 6 in. a bit thick but nothing spectacular but he can do AhhhhMAZING things with it. All yall posers need to get over your damn egos and try a little honesty...or just not say anything at all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:50pm

    met a guy who was small...then he got hard and suddenly he had ten inches sitting in his lap. needless to say, i was very frightened.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:38pm

    Go 12:16! Mine is similar, but I have fordyce spots and PPP.

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:31am

    Just tell her you're a grower not a shower

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:04pm

    rule #76 no excuses play like a champion

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:48pm

    thats what they all say..

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:18am

    It's cool man I have a small dick too.... But I always get off during and that my friend is what matters

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:36pm

    Did we all really need to know that?

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:41pm

    12:16 that is a great size and shape where are you I would let you jump me any day. As long as you aren't ugly of course. Oh I am so shallow.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:11pm

    Hahahha The worst is having to get it up when you're reeeallly drunk. Oh the lost opportunities.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:48pm

    mine isn't very long but it sure is thin !!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:01pm

    I'm 6in. But everyone tells me I use it well ;)

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:24am

    It's small because it's small...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:50pm

    mine is small but my roommate is another story. he hides the fact that he has a huge one from everyone if i had his d. i would be single and getting with all the girls possible

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:07pm

    419 area code? ITS A SCAM! HE'S REALLY A NEEDLE DICK

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:09am

    13 years of age and 7 inches

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:45pm

    all i know is that, when you have to stick your thumb up your ass and yell "snake", just so you can take a leak, its freaking cold out......

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:44pm

    9:13 - if your nuts shrink up, your dick is going to look bigger! a win!

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:09pm

    You said it was a good size!!!

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:34am

    It's true though. -10 degrees outside, and it shrinks to escape the cold.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:53pm

    1:50: Getting with all the girls possible? Seriously?? SICK Be confident with your size. Confidence is sexy as hell. It's not the size that matters...

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:52am

    It puts the lotion in the basket!!

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:20pm

    Maddi: Sure, that's what they all say.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:59am

    Oh the lies... sad, sad, terrible, lies.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:28am

    Aww sure it is, honey.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:25am

    The more you tell yourself that a lie is the truth, the more you start to believe it.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:24am

    Or it gets the hose again!

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:41pm

    seinfield moment much ...

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:19am

    T-O-L-E-D-O It HAS been cold outside, but no excuses

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:16am

    8:36- FAIL and i believe five and a half is considered to be the average and its true, its not the tools in the shed but how you use them of course im sure size always helps :)

  • 32 37
    Submitted by jltc on May 29, 11 at 5:32pm

    Shrinkage!

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:51am

    Size absolutely matters!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:51pm

    5 inches is not average. Wikipedia has a good article called "human penis size". You should also google studies on how long the average man lasts if you want a better reference than all the guys on here that say they go half an hour or more.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:40am

    poor baby's got a small wee wee

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:55am

    hahaha that sucks!!!

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:33am

    Atleast you're not ADD/ADHD dude.. Winter cold adderall = worst case possible for the male gennies

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:02pm

    Mines about six and a half to seven inches, but it's thicker than average. Interesting fact: 5 inches is the actual average, not 6 like alot of people beleive, so if you only have 5 don't flip out, now if you only have four.....:/ lol

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:15pm

    No you just have a small dick.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:14pm

    jeff was that you?? 1:50

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:13am

    I can't use the cold as an excuse. Even in the cold it's still big but my nuts sure do shrink up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:07am

    It puts the lotion on it's skin!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:39am

    Does size really matter? - Short Dick....LMAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:01am

    Mine is long and fat