Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Elaine: it shrinks?
Jerry: like a frightened turtle
Next thing you know he's going to be making up excuses for why he was done so quick.
Who cares about size mine is 7 inches bent to the left with a 1 and a half inch girth but I have never failed in pleasing a girl or women.
I think everyone should know this law by now. I mean it was on a Seinfeld episode.
met a guy who was small...then he got hard and suddenly he had ten inches sitting in his lap. needless to say, i was very frightened.
Just tell her you're a grower not a shower
Mine is similar, but I have fordyce spots and PPP.
atta boy 1216. So sick of all these damn liars talking like there's was sculpted by Roman Gods. Seriously guys? Nothing more unattractive than lieing. My boyfriend's is average size about 6 in. a bit thick but nothing spectacular but he can do AhhhhMAZING things with it. All yall posers need to get over your damn egos and try a little honesty...or just not say anything at all.
It's cool man I have a small dick too.... But I always get off during and that my friend is what matters
thats what they all say..
rule #76 no excuses play like a champion
12:16 that is a great size and shape where are you I would let you jump me any day. As long as you aren't ugly of course. Oh I am so shallow.
I'm 6in. But everyone tells me I use it well ;)
Did we all really need to know that?
mine isn't very long but it sure is thin !!
The worst is having to get it up when you're reeeallly drunk. Oh the lost opportunities.
419 area code? ITS A SCAM! HE'S REALLY A NEEDLE DICK
mine is small but my roommate is another story. he hides the fact that he has a huge one from everyone if i had his d. i would be single and getting with all the girls possible
Oh the lies... sad, sad, terrible, lies.
It's small because it's small...
9:13 - if your nuts shrink up, your dick is going to look bigger! a win!
It puts the lotion in the basket!!
You said it was a good size!!!
The more you tell yourself that a lie is the truth, the more you start to believe it.
Sure, that's what they all say.
Or it gets the hose again!
1:50: Getting with all the girls possible? Seriously??
Be confident with your size. Confidence is sexy as hell. It's not the size that matters...
13 years of age and 7 inches
seinfield moment much ...
and i believe five and a half is considered to be the average and its true, its not the tools in the shed but how you use them of course im sure size always helps :)
all i know is that, when you have to stick your thumb up your ass and yell "snake", just so you can take a leak, its freaking cold out......
It's true though. -10 degrees outside, and it shrinks to escape the cold.
Aww sure it is, honey.
It HAS been cold outside, but no excuses
poor baby's got a small wee wee
5 inches is not average. Wikipedia has a good article called "human penis size". You should also google studies on how long the average man lasts if you want a better reference than all the guys on here that say they go half an hour or more.
Size absolutely matters!
Atleast you're not ADD/ADHD dude.. Winter cold adderall = worst case possible for the male gennies
No you just have a small dick.
hahaha that sucks!!!
jeff was that you?? 1:50
Mines about six and a half to seven inches, but it's thicker than average. Interesting fact: 5 inches is the actual average, not 6 like alot of people beleive, so if you only have 5 don't flip out, now if you only have four.....:/ lol
It puts the lotion on it's skin!
Does size really matter?
- Short Dick....LMAO
I can't use the cold as an excuse. Even in the cold it's still big but my nuts sure do shrink up.
Mine is long and fat