nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm just crazy horny about you
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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