when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
