Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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