so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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