do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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