No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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