PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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