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  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:04pm

    it's called a freudian slip. clearly he wasn't that bad or she wouldn't be yelling out any names at all lol

  • 75 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:01pm

    Okay.. I'm going to be the asshole.. "If I were a woman, that would be a problem." k.. glad we got that covered

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:44pm

    9:19 is a virgin. Guaranteed.

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:30pm

    The Captain speaks the truth! And your turn must not have been that thrilling or she wouldn't be fantasizing about Jeff while you fuck her.

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:22pm

    dude im a chick and i think thats just sad... i hope you called her up on it, i'd feel horrible if i did that! course it depends if she was your gf or just a random hook-up

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:09am

    Show some backbone and call her out on it..... Desperate Fuck.....

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:37am

    My code name for the guy was jeff so his gf wouldnt find out haha

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:13am

    Oh, I get it, it's funny because a girl would get upset if the guy she was having intercourse with called her by another girl's name -Jeff P.S I'm single now ladies!

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:19am

    Obviously you're not good enough to care about being remembered. When I give it you're damn well going to know exactly who gave it to you. Then you'll be screaming my name at someone else.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:35am

    I am Liz, and am kind-of a whore. I never let anyone cum inside me though. Always taking it in the Grill.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:43pm

    exactly 5.04! Doesn't mean dick really.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:16am

    Yes that would be a problem if you were a woman and your name was Jeff. Rimjob John

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:08pm

    The Admiral is taking over for the captain. --The Admiral

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:38am

    No, if you had standards it would be a problem. Stop confusing the two.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:25am

    Liz sounds like a whore -adv

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:06am

    Exactly, ya gotta finish bro!

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:52am

    ... I'm worried, if this is my bf that's not funny. U said u were joking when u thought I called u jeff!

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:18am

    Hey, you are lucky! I never use my real name with a booty call and no guy should!

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:17pm

    Haha...anyone that doesn't like this should kill themselves, the world will be much better without you.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:32am

    You didn't care op because you were just lucky to get some at all. You sound pathetic.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:10am

    Yo Dawg I put some Jeff in your Jeff So you can Bang Jeff While not banging Jeff

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:20pm

    5:04 wins, everyone elses shutupyourlips!!!

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:23am

    Pussies don't get pussy

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:15pm

    She kept going like nothing was happening too. And daydreaming of jeff

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:01am

    Pussy is pussy I guess First

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:50am

    This has to be Walker County. She was probably smoking Meth and got you confused with Jeff her boss at the trailor plant.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Squarewheel on Apr 22, 10 at 7:18pm

    Lol so true OP so true