btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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