so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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