is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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