Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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