OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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we can never claim ownership in the event of the dildo, its always a dildo, or the dildo, never your dildo
<insert joke about use of the word "package" here>
Sure they didn't try it out?
Security screened: weapon of mass destruction.
I didn't even know they could look at it. Unless it was a bomb threat or something like that
So to speak.
Lol. I <3 double meanings..
They thought it was a gun, I'm sure. Security reasons and all, you know. I'd love to have seen the look on the post office worker's face when he opened it!
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club
AHAHAHHAAAHAH!!! ....i mean...that must be embarrassing...
Only in Philadelphia...
Next time use ups.