So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
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Lol i like that comment above mine LMAO
This guy obviously was texting Tom Brady.
you are obviously married and he is lying his ass off
Ok first of all this is obviously one girl writing to another girl. His name certainly was not Fabio and it certainly was home made mustard.
his name is Fabio and your name is Jared
could've been worse. it could've been French's. keep it classy!
wow me and my buddy were reading this ..and we got into a fight over who would wake up with wat if this happend to us...bet ull never guess which one we both thought we would end up waking up with...
Because u/g/ly u ain't got no alibi u UGLY!
Mintyshake you S T U P I D... that's right... stupid!