What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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