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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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