I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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